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This website is all about cheese, and there are many different types of cheeses to choose from. Some people like soft cheese, whilst others like hard cheeses. Soft cheeses can include Brie and Camembert and hard cheeses include those that have matured for a few weeks or even a number of years, including Cheddar, Parmesan and many uk regional cheeses such as Red Leicester, Double Gloucester etc.

Crumbly hard cheeses like Cheshire, Caerphilly, and Wensleydale are young matured cheeses. Blue cheese varieties contain a blue mould that is added at various stages of the cheese making process and include many of the traditional cheeses such as blue stilton, buxton blue, etc. As you can see there are hundreds if not thousands of UK and worldwide cheeses to choose from and love depending on your taste and preference.

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Cheese Facts

Some studies claim that cheddar, mozzarella, and Swiss and American cheeses can help to prevent tooth decay.

Have a look at our cheesy jokes they may  not be about cheese but these are the cheesiest jokes we can think of  so scroll down and have a look

Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.


Yo Mama so fat when she went to the cinema she sat next to everyone.


Yo mama so fat when her phone goes off, people thought she was backing up


Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back


Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"


Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."


Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.


Yo mama so fat when she stood on a weighing scale my phone number came up.


Yo mama so stupid she sites on the TV and watches the sofa.


Yo mama so fat if she where's a yellow coat people shout taxi.


Yo mama so fat she went out wearing high heals and came back wearing flip flops.